Senin, 17 Desember 2012
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Virus FB
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Sebenarnya saya malas mengomentari status anda... tapi bagaimana lagi, tugas saya di facebook ini hanya update status, like status, dan komen status, jadi maaf klo komen saya ini terlalu panjang untuk anda mengerti.. sebenarnya saya juga bi......ngung mau komen apa ya jadinya hanya tulisan-tulisan kecil ini yang bisa... Lihat Selengkapnya... Lihat ... See ... Lihat SelengkapnyamoreSelengkapnya saya tulis..seperti kerjaan saya di... Lihat Selengkapnya... Lihat Selengkapnya... Lihat Selengkapnya... See more... Lihat Selengkapnya... See More... Lihat Selengkapnya... Lihat Selengkapnya... See More... See More... See More........ Facebook yang hanya update status, like status, dan komen status, sekali lagi maaf klo dibilang nyampah dan menuh-menuhin notif anda, khan saya udah bilang klo kerjaan saya di facebook hanya update status, like status, dan komen status, jadi gak salah dong klo saya komen status anda sebagai bagian dari kerjaan saya di facebook yaitu update status, like status, dan komen status.. mungki dalam pikiran anda, knpa koq komen ini panjang sekali, apa gak capek ngetiknya, dan kapan selesainya, hmm.. sebagai jawaban atas pertanyaan anda yang juga saya gak ngerti harap maklum karena kerjaan saya di facebook hanya update status, like status dan komen status, jadi sesuai pekerjaan saya saya akan komen status anda, namun saya bingung mau komen apa karena saat ini otak saya sedang blank makanya saya sendiri bingung mau komen apa, mungkin sejenak anda berfikir, niyh komen koq gak abis-abis, panjang banget lagi, dan anda mulai ingin berheenti untuk membacanya, namun rasa penasaran anda ingin tau apa maksud dari komen saya ini maka dari itu anda teruskan membaca komen ini kata demi katak anda baca dengan serius, untuk mengetahui apa maksud dari komen ini, anda bahkan ikhlas menggerakkan tangan anda untuk meng-klik baca selengkapnya atau see more, tapi anda malah melihat komen ini malah nambah panjang, dan anda mulai berkeinginan untuk tak membacanya lagi, namun kembali rasa penasaran anda menggugah anda untuk meneruskan membaca komen ini lebih lanjut, tapi anda gak menemukan maksud dari komen saya ini, maka dari itu saya sudahi saja komen ini.. lagipula capek lho ngetik panjang-panjang ehh tapi sebentar sebenarnya saya malas mengomentari status anda... tapi bagaimana lagi, tugas saya di facebook ini hanya update status, like status, dan komen status, jadi maaf klo komen saya ini terlalu panjang untuk anda mengerti.. sebenarnya saya juga bingung mau komen apa ya jadinya hanya tulisan-tulisan kecil ini yang bisa saya tulis..seperti kerjaan saya di ... Lihat Selengkapnyafacebook yang hanya update status, like status, dan komen status, sekali lagi maaf klo dibilang nyampah dan menuh-menuhin notif anda, khan saya udah bilang klo kerjaan saya di facebook hanya update status, like status, dan komen status, jadi gak salah dong klo saya komen status anda sebagai bagian dari kerjaan saya di facebook yaitu update status, like status, dan komen status.. mungki dalam pikiran anda, knpa koq komen ini panjang sekali, apa gak capek ngetiknya, dan kapan selesainya, hmm.. sebagai jawaban atas pertanyaan anda yang juga saya gak ngerti harap maklum karena kerjaan saya di facebook hanya update status, like status dan komen status, jadi sesuai pekerjaan saya saya akan komen status anda, namun saya bingung mau komen apa karena saat ini otak saya sedang blank makanya saya sendiri bingung mau komen apa, mungkin sejenak anda berfikir, niyh komen koq gak abis-abis, panjang banget lagi, dan anda mulai ingin berheenti untuk membacanya, namun rasa penasaran anda ingin tau apa maksud dari komen saya ini maka dari itu anda teruskan membaca komen ini kata demi katak anda baca dengan serius, untuk mengetahui apa maksud dari komen ini, anda bahkan ikhlas menggerakkan tangan anda untuk meng-klik baca selengkapnya atau see more, tapi anda malah melihat komen ini malah nambah panjang, dan anda mulai berkeinginan untuk tak membacanya lagi, namun kembali rasa penasaran anda menggugah anda untuk meneruskan membaca komen ini lebih lanjut, tapi anda gak menemukan maksud dari komen saya ini, maka dari itu saya sudahi saja komen ini.. lagipula capek lho ngetik panjang-panjang.....
ywdah kukirimkan sepucuk surat buatmu:
DENGAN HORMAT, YANG
BERTANDA TANGAN DI BAWAH INI:
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......NAMA : Febri
UMUR : 17
ALAMAT : Bangil
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MEMOHON IZIN UNTUK BERPARTISIPASI DALAM
MENGOMENTARI ATAU MENYUKAI
STATUS ANDA, KARENA SAYA SANGAT SUKA
DENGAN
STATUS ANDA, YANG ANDA
UPDATE SAAT INI.SEBAGAI BAHAN
PERTIMBANGAN BAHWA SAYA BENAR - BENAR
SUKA & BERKEINGINAN BERPARTISIPASI
DALAM MENGOMENTARI ATAU MENYUKAI
STATUS ANDA. BERSAMA INI SAYA SERTAKAN
DATA - DATA
DIRI SAYA SEBAGAI BERIKUT:
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1. PAS FOTO 4 x 6
2. FOTO COPY KTP
3. DAFTAR RIWAYAT HIDUP
4. FOTO COPY IJAZAH TERAKHIR
5. FOTO COPY CURICULUM VITAE
6. FOTO COPY SKCK
7. FOTO COPY SURAT IZIN 'COMMENT & SUKA
DARI FB'
8. FOTO COPY SURAT IZIN PENGGUNA FB YANG
BAIK HATI
9. FOTO COPY SURAT PENGANTAR DARI FB &
KEPOLISIAN
10. FOTO COPY SERTIFIKAT JAMINAN
PENGGUNA FB YANG BAIK HATI.
SAYA DAN SEGENAP...
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